Monday, December 18, 2006
As ex KGB agent Alexander Litvinenko
Rumor has it that ex KGB agent Alexander Litvinenko was NOT poisoned as reported widely by the press, and is still alive and kicking as his alter ego Bob Parsons, well known CEO of the registrar GoDaddy.
Attempts to contact Mr. Parsons to inquire as to his health were not immediately returned. A spokesman for GoDaddy claimed the rumors to be false, and replied that "Bob was off some place rolling over rocks with Mad Max". He also replied that they "were sure that the boss came from someplace remote, but that it definately wasn't from Russia. Heck, he doesn't even have an accent".
Dave
El Fuego (Steve)